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NOTHING, MY HEART IS DARKNESS MY SOUL IS EMPTINESS!
I like C.K's morbid jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sHQx-AJMnQ

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Me

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Extreme levels of failure

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RNGesus and the Rest of the Dice Gods.

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The tears of autistic manchildren.

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Holding hands.

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This is a semi-RP thread in which you can feel free to write stories both short and logn, both comedic and telling, about your characters, that you couldn't tell on /rp/. So basically, whether you want to tell a bulshit, funny story about your character or just a story of an OC from before they came to RP or something like that, this is the right place for it. Just identify and number your posts.

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Example: That Time TCC-Tan Got REAAAALLY Fucked Up And Thought Everything Was Donuts Pt. 1

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The steam from a nearby vent seeped into the room, mistily drifting upward and wispily vanishing in the air. There was nothing out of place about it. It was necessary to vent excess heat in certain areas and doing it in peoples' homes made heating a non-issue in the Flotilla. All Quarians knew to avoid such areas in their houses. But that wasn't important. What was important was why the steam was significant.

"Look at that," I said, the end of my cigarette burning a bright orange as I inhaled and blew the smoke out to the left. I pointed at the steam vent, just next to the bed. The girl I had my arm wrapped around sat up, drawing the sheets up to cover herself. I didn't remember her name. Sheira...? Shira? Something like that. "We're hotter than that steam."

She laughed at it. My stupid pillow-talk bullshit. If I'm honest, it wasn't the most attractive laugh, but you can only be so picky when you're pent up. She wasn't bad. She was a nice girl. But she was apparently unaware that I am not. It wasn't hard to tell, but the younger you are, the more desparate you are to see some kind of connection between you and the person you're fucking. Apparently, it's hard for most people not to get attached. "So what now?"

"What do you mean, 'What now'?" I asked, probably looking disinterested or annoyed or something. "I mean... What do we do now?" I gave her this look, this blank stare that apparently said something along the lines of, 'There is no "we".' because she drew back, all offended and angry.

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I kicked in the door and in the three seconds of sight I had before shots were whizzing by me, I ducked down to one knee, lined up the sights on one of four men, three Quarians and a Krogan and squeezed the trigger. Then, without looking to see if I hit, I ducked behind a nearby couch. I knew how long to wait. "Three, two, one." I counted in my head. BOOM. I heard the shot, which was designed to stick to it's target before exploding. But there was something else. "Oh my god, Sari!" one of them called out. And I knew I'd hit my target. He was probably dead. If he wasn't, his ears were ringing, his ass was on the ground and he was probably missing a chunk of himself. Worst of all, though, his blood was probably all over the carpet.

"So are you guys just retarded or what? I mean, you know daddy wants me alive, right?" I called out from behind the couch, for no other real purpose than to piss them off. Angry people make bad decisions. Especially when their buddies are missing guts. "You BITCH!" I heard one of them yell. "Marco!" I say, not expecting them to understand what I'm talking about. It's an earth thing. Like so many other things. "You... I'll kill you!" one of them said, all full of angst. So, I used my amps to generate a biotic grenade. They call them lift grenades. I just focused and it was there in my hand. I threw it off somewhere in the direction that asshole number one had called out from. "Jarel, no!" I heard another call out in a shrill, cowardly voice, as he saw it land. Clearly, I wasn't far off. "AAAAAAAAAAH!!! OH MY... GOD! HELP! HELP ME YOU FUCKNU-" He started screaming as soon as he was floating helplessly in the air, surrounded by biotic energy and I could see him in the air, even from behind the couch. I threw him with biotic energy, pushing out with my hand, visualizing him being thrown and then a window shattered. Ouch. That window lead out some fifty stories above ground. Not a pretty way to go.

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This is a tale of a Lewd Laura with her lewd friend [Elya before she became a doggy], and a spitting image of her boyfriend[Jin].

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Was it a dream?

Laura couldn't tell. Her head was so fuzzy, the room was bright, the blankets were over her, but she could feel the lack of clothes as the blankets felt a little more comfortable than they normally were. She rolled over to see her best friend in her bed. A bit alarming but Elya wouldn't do anything to Laura. Not unsavory or otherwise. Maybe it wasn't a dream, but being afraid of waking Elya up Laura snaked her way out from under the blanket to the bathroom. Her legs felt a bit weak. Not so weak to the point of stumbling over herself but weak enough to where she didn't have quite as much zip in her stride. Maybe it wasn't a dream. But the Blank wasn't around to suggest the reality of the situation. After all the Blank was the center of many lewd acts in this scenario that has Laura questioning reality.

She'd enter the bathroom in the master bedroom, but she'd neglect to close the door behind herself. She'd look in the mirror to go about her morning routine which called for a vigorous tooth brushing. However Laura would make a rather startling discovery that would put the argument of reality to bed. Laura would see this mysterious white liquid scattered randomly about on her face. The bulk of it just below her lower lip. She'd even wipe it off to investigate but the stench of it brought a tingling sensation to Laura's lower and she felt filthy enough to bypass teeth brushing for a good three hour shower.

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this thread gave me aids



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People are okay with the pics edition :@

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Event

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MB, Woafle, LB, Aside, Sou, Yakui, Mari, & Lunk Died.

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Night 6

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Aizen wins.

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Bloodbath
Aizen bashes Porn's head in with a mace.
Aside silently snaps Nishi's neck.
Cow shoots a poisonous blow dart into KunKun's neck, slowly killing him.
Jo spears Jett in his abdomen.
DS attacks Woafle, but LB protects him, killing DS.

Day 1
Aside kills Timon as he tries to escape.

Night 1
Kaz dies from hypothermia.

Day 2
Mulk falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

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>>42823
What makes you think I didn't already win from day one?

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Tonight you.



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Am board, post the inside of your fridge!

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and show teh googles my acid?



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It's that time again.

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>I know most of you are Dutch
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Since I started the year knowing I have Ulcerative Colitis, my resolution for '15 is obvious.

Rid the excessive stress from my life and take things easy. Give no fucks about what people say or think about me when I make my decisions.

I'm also eating healthier, or trying to. My colon will let me know when I dun goof'd. I'll also learn how to battle the cold.

Pic unrelated.

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Oh shit he's on to us

Nothing much special:

  • Graduate
  • Lose several inches off my belt
  • Regain said inches in muscle
  • Get my N5 Japanese certificate
  • Improve drawing
  • Learn programming

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  • Find someone as cool and badass as myself
  • Shave my asspubes
  • smoke weed
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Get a new internet service provider. AT&T sucks the cock.

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  • Get a goddamn job
  • Seriously, stop being a NEET, holy shit
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I need to quit weed.
Been smoking it chronically for 8 years now and it's done nothing but keep my motivation down and screw over my memory worse than it already was. If it weren't for weed I would have my associates degree and possibly a thorough career by now. Would also have more personality and be more motivated to problem solve in general.

It's just hard to because the high helps me cope with how fucked up human nature is.



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