Nope.

>How I feel every day
>My brain is full of fuck

>recording and all dis music

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes," she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehwo I always had something else to take care of first; the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."

>>30275
This.
Picture related.

Jo

Guess who is who.

This honestly reminded me of Aside when I was rereading this series again.

Aizen

I know that Twyn Lannister was in Aliens 3.

Tywin Lannister plays Vetinari in Going Postal. He was also the villain in The Last Action Hero.

Namor: Fucks bitches, gets things done.

>>30287

>>30288
>>30288

I didn't make this, but it still stands

>>30238

Ya ready? Because it's about to get REAL dumb.
Jules from Pulp Fiction retires from his life of crime during the events of pulp fiction. He uses his contacts to get a brand new name and Identity. Jules, now calling himself Rufus, walks the earth in search of the path that ‘god’ had planned for him. During his travels he stops in Texas for a while, and gets a job playing music at weddings. While preforming at one of these weddings, he's shot in the eye by a man named Bill and presumed killed. He spends the next several months in a Coma. Upon waking up from his coma, he realizes that ‘god’ has now spared his life twice, and decides simply walking the earth isn’t good enough. He changes his name again, and joins the army, working his way up through the ranks, until one day he’s made an offer to join a new organization. From that day forward he was known as Nick Fury, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

When Calvin turned 12, his parents decided that enough was enough with the tiger, and they forced Calvin to put him away forever. They never realized just what Hobbs was, they always assumed he was just the byproduct of the over active imagination of a small child. Calvin repressed Hobbs; he straightened up, started getting good grades in school, when to a decent college and eventually got a job working as a product recall specialist for a car company. This job required him to take hundreds of business trips, which led to two important things he developed insomnia, and he met a man named Tyler Durden. I’ll skip most of the stuff you should already know, and just get to the point where Tyler is Hobbs, grown up, more human, and pissed off at the society that forced his best friend to put him away. Skip to a few months after they’ve met, and Calvin has put a bullet in his own head in an attempt to kill Hobbs. Something he thought worked. Well after all the stuff he did as Tyler, he needed a new name, a new identity, a new life. This is the day Bruce Banner decided to enter into the field of nuclear physics.

Mr. Orange from Reservoir Dogs survived his stomach wound, and was not shot by Mr. White at the end of the movie. He left the police force and joined the army. He moved up through the ranks, but never accepts an office job, wishing to stay in the field. Many years after he joined the army, he was recruited by General Ross to stop a very dangerous man living in Brazil.

Mr. Pink sold the diamonds he escaped with at the end of reservoir dogs and use the money to buy a new identity in a new city. He pretended to be a bit dingy in the head so no one would ever suspect who he truly was. The amount of money he got from the sale of the diamonds allowed him to live fairly comfortably, and afforded him plenty of free time to go bowling with his new good friends, Walter and someone who he just called ‘The Dude.’

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http://ignatz.brinkster.net/cfightclub.html
This is where I got the idea that Calvin was the Narrator of Fight Club.
The rest is just based around the actors, obviously. Yes I know it's silly and full of plot holes.

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>>30205
I really don't remember you using Satoko for anything other than that stuff. In detail, it's even harder to remember about any of those specific events as well. It happened a long time ago.

She's friends with Rydia and even gave her a bracelet that can make you fly....Or was it a necklace?